Ugly Chicks Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag above — click the photo to de-bag and reveal!

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag - click above photo to de-bag and reveal.

Mena Suvari is quite the trickster after donning a bikini and then proceeding to sunbathe topless, making everyone think she was still hot. Wrong. Here’s a nice candid shot X17 snapped of the Mena during a fucking ugly moment. Was she missing her makeup or is this a bad case of meth face?

Hey look, it’s the very sexy Fergie. Her face is looking absolutely stunning these days (for a recovered scab picker), and I especially love it when she plays with her balls. Seriously…that Duhamel guy doesn’t know it yet, but she’s not really a female. Fergie has an eight inch cock with balls bigger than Cisco […]

Here’s your daily Britney Spears post. There’s really no need to reiterate each time that she looks like a pile of shit. What the fuck is with that jacket? The presence of more stains on her trousers reassures us that she’s a slob. I think it’s time for little sister Jamie Lynn to start dancing […]

Britney Spears was spotted in a bikini chilling out with K-Fed’s cousin…you can see her cottage cheese ass hanging out of the pink bottoms. I just ate some pasta…and guess what? Now that pasta is on the floor. Whoever keeps telling Britney she looks hot is fucking despicable and should be put to sleep. I’m […]

Britney was spotted in Santa Monica looking like the fat mess she’s become, complete with a pack of Marlboro’s and a Slim Jim beef snack. Her new CD can be heard pumping from the stereo as paparazzi snapped up some pics, although I wish they would stop taking shots of something so hideous as this. […]

Britney Spears was spotted last night in Beverly Hills eating at Dolce, followed by a late evening of partying at her favorite club Le Duex. Damn, she looks like one big fucking ugly mess. It’s really very scary. Somebody needs to give this skeezer a bath.
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I hope the headline gave you fair warning, Tara Reid in a bikini might make you vomit. The queen of botched plastic surgery needs a serious punch to the head, which hopefully results in her never showing that atrocity in public again. Ever. Looking at Tara’s unclothed body is worse than watching Japanese skat videos […]

Is it just me, or does Victoria Beckham always look like a possessed psychopath? This dirty ass, uhm…I mean, high-class sexy woman never seems to crack a smile. Maybe it’s cause Posh’s breasts now make up 99% of her body weight! I still feel very bad for David Beckham. He could have the primest bitch […]

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