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Paris Hilton, the uncontested slut of all sluts worldwide, has spoken out on her status as an inspiring human being after appearing in Turkey to judge the annual beauty pageant. Paris thinks all teen girls have a reason to look up to her, but you know that’s more than a big joke.
“I don’t pay attention […]

DMX was interviewed in the latest issue of XXL Magazine, and when asked about the presidential race, more specifically, if the rapper knew who Barack Obama was, and that he’s a black man, he responded with this.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ […]

George Clooney was asked by E! News what he thought about Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy, and being the comedian he is, responded with this shot at Jamie-Lynn Spears:
“At least she is older than 16.”

Fergie has finally confessed to a previous scandal that involved the ” My Humps” singer and a wet crotch, quickly identified by fans and media after a live show in San Diego.
The 32-year-old singer tells Blender: “You haven’t had to go straight onstage after being late for a show, then jumped up and down while […]

Keira Knightley talks about some lesbian rumors that are floating around, along with her love for Sienna Miller.
“We don’t have a lesbian love affair. I know that it’s been widely reported we do. I have no idea how that happened but no I do not have a lesbian relationship with Sienna Miller.”
Keira Knightley plays […]

The “governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke out about marijuana in a recent GQ Magazine interview, calling the plant “not a drug, but a leaf,” although denying claims he’s ever used marijiuana himself, something that we know is a lie. Arnold was on camera in a ’70s documentary that depicts him puffing a joint.
The ex-Hollywood actor […]

Dave Grohl gave his opinion on Paris Hilton to The Sun, and apparently he doesn’t want to put his dick inside her.
“Paris is fucking lame. She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”

Kanye West flipped out backstage after the MTV Video Music Awards, stating that “he’s done with this pop shit” and he’ll never be back for another show after losing all 5 category nominations. Watch the backstage video below!

Stones frontman Keith Richards claims he added some of his father’s cremated ashes to the blow snorted up his nose, citing irresistible desire as the cause.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted […]

Nicole Richie does an exclusive interview with OK! Magazine, in which she lies the last two layers of skin straight off her bony face! Here’s her thoughts on self discovery:

“I think it’s important to constantly grow, and that is my attitude toward everything. I always want to improve myself as a person and be a […]

Rapper Akon offered his views on conflict diamonds, since he owns a mine of his own in South Africa.
“I don’t even believe in conflict diamonds,” he announces. “That’s just a movie. Think about it. Ain’t nobody thought about nothing about no conflict diamonds until the movie came out. Where was all that shit before the […]

Tyra Banks talks about how fat she is after reliving her decade past bikini shoot for Sports Illustrated.
“I was about 140 pounds on that cover,” Banks told the Associated Press, “and I’m 161 now. I’d say I looked like a stripper when I put it on. They covered the sides of my chest so that […]

Pop rocking she-male Pink recently was quoted in an AOL money article that features famous people who worked at McDonald’s. Pink shares her most productive moments:
“I would open (the restaurant), because I’d be tripping on acid . . . and I would say, ‘Could I have bathroom duty?’ And I would sit in the bathroom […]

Lindsay Lohan’s text messages to Brody Jenner have been intercepted, and it appears she’s craving some cock and a happy meal.
“All I want is McDonald’s and sex”
If I was certain that I wouldn’t contract an STD from her, my ass would be at the gates of Wonderland with a Big Mac.
(source)

We aren’t the only ones who thinks Britney Spears is drowning in her own shit. Donald Trump says she should quit partying and get back to work.
“She wants some free time but now, Britney, it’s time to settle down and get back to work. It’s time to get back to being a mother and being […]

It seems Hugh Hefner had some words concerning Kelly Osbourne’s wishes to pose for Playboy, striking down any hope the chubby daughter of Ozzy held to appear naked for the mag:
“I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.”
LOL! That qualifies as the funniest shit I’ve heard all week.
(source)

Drew Barrymore boasts about her favorite pastime; running naked through wheat fields in Ireland.
“I’ll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into the field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked,” the actress says in an interview with Parade magazine due to appear Sunday.

Uhhh…is she […]

Paula Abdul responds to her drunken appearance on a Seattle news station last week. She claims it was due to exhaustion, and she was just “having fun.”
I guess if fun includes binge drinking, midget strippers, and strawberry coke.
The video once more, if you missed it.
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Whitney Houston apparently hates Rosie O’Donnell just as much Donald Trump:

WHITNEY Houston once told Newsweek that Rosie O’Donnell was a “fat bitch,” but the magazine pulled the insult, fearing it would upset the Grammy-winning diva’s devotees. In her new book, “Off the Record,” veteran Newsweek correspondent Allison Samuels says she got the incendiary quote from […]