Separated At Birth Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Even though she looks like a fuckin’ gremlin! Thanks to Anastasia B. for the separated at birth observation.

Separated at birth for sure — at left, the self-proclaimed “Mexican Mutant,” at right — Jay-Z a.k.a. Shawn Carter.

Paris Hilton was spotted on set once again in some gym clothes, bending over and showing off her ass. Although, all I could see when I looked at the pics is a giant bird. The yellow one.

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted heading to her art class in West L.A., looking like Ozzy Osbourne’s long lost sister. I wonder how bad she smells?

Victoria Beckham wore an ugly ass bag dress the other night in London where she was photographed. Her and the raptor were separated at birth!
Damn, I never knew she was so fugly.