A trick Chris Rock was screwing before he became famous alleges the comedian impregnated her 13 years ago, with a son who now needs his DNA to determine why he’s all fucked up. Chris basically told his lawyers for the past decade that this bitch was crazy immediately followed by the phrase “I ain’t get nobody pregnant!” Now she’s pist and wants answers, The Post Chronicle reports:
Kali Bowyer, 35, insists her alleged ex-boyfriend’s DNA will help in determining why her 13-year-old son, Jordan, suffers from seizures. She tells US tabloid the National Enquirer, “From the time Jordan was born until he was three, I was talking to Chris’ lawyer, trying to get this resolved, but I kept getting brushed off. “I complied, I was nice, and I was patient, but in the end Chris still refused to acknowledge paternity. “I don’t want a dime for myself but support for my son… He knows what’s going on (and) he told me… ‘I don’t need him in my life, just take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’” Bowyer, who briefly dated Rock in the early 1990s when she was at college in Los Angeles and the funnyman was an aspiring comedian, insists she’s not out to upset her ex’s family life or his marriage to wife Malaak.
Damn! How could she let him get away with child support all these years? Isn’t that shit illegal when you don’t pay your bastard child bill?
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How dare you pass judgment on me! Or make such horrible remarks about my son. NO ONE is looking for money from anyone. UNDERSTAND THAT NOW! NO ONE NEEDS HIS MONEY OR ANYONE ELSES FOR THAT MATTER. You do not know me or my involvement with anyone. STOP ASS~UMING!! Because of something that you heard or read.ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION IS INCORRECT! INCLUDING YOUR PHOTOS.
His Mother — March 29, 2007 @ 8:54 am