Christina Aguilera Sports Massive Cleavage

Christina Aguilera did not deprive the people of China a single bit the luscious site of her massive cleavage as she gave a news conference in Shanghai yesterday. Girl must know those Chinese folk all too well if she puts on her special top while working over there. I’d be on my toes however, and remain extra cautious of the tyrants — you never know when a foreign dictator wants himself a new trophy, and I’m told people disappear forever when you vanish over there.