It’s Wednesday, and that means you get 10 new Chuck Norris Facts!
1. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
2. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
3. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
4. Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
5. P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
6. Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
7. Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
8. Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
10. Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography….it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
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