Dannielynn Birkhead Still Alive

After Anna Nicole Smith’s child Dannielynn Hope was born 5 months before her death last February, one would assume that whoever the lucky DNA match was couldn’t possibly be fit (both mentally and economically) to raise a child. Well, that guy turned out to be Larry Birkhead, a strange looking ex-porn star living in Los Angeles who hit the jackpot after being awarded the child, shown above on the cover of Us Weekly at 2-years-old. Creepy! She’s a spitting image of mommy, that’s for sure.

On Dannielynn’s second birthday, Larry Birkhead opens up in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, about raising Anna Nicole Smith’s little girl and shares with Us his own family album of their time together. “When I take pictures of her she likes looking at them just like her mom did,” Birkhead tells Us. “Some days I think she looks just like her,” he says of the tot, who who turned 2 on Sept. 7.

It’s rather surprising Larry the weirdo-guy managed to raise his daughter successfully thus far. I’m guessing half the world expected her to end up a celebrity child servant somewhere deep in the South American jungles, paid for by a wealthy poppy plant growing pedo. Birkhead would obviously be long gone to some random safe country house with a new face and haircut at this point…if only little baby wasn’t extremely wealthy…courtesy of dead, gold-digging mom.