Danza And Philbin Get The Senior Lunch Discount

Although it appears Regis Philbin was volunteering his time by babysitting a mentally challenged adult from the life adjustment center, it’s not actually the case. Yes, that’s Tony Danza of Who’s The Boss, somehow still alive and chillin’ out with his boy, gramps Philbin. The duo grabbed a senior-citizen lunch special at Nick and Toni’s Cafe in NYC on Wednesday. For the sake of Regis’ brittle eardrums, let’s hope he wasn’t blasting the volume on his aids, ’cause apparently Tony loves telling long, loud motherfucking stories…great.

Since you don’t remember (or care, much) here’s a quick refresher–Danza is now a 57-year-old gray son of a bitch himself, according to the Wiki…and if you look at these two morons standing next to each other, it’s hard to tell which of them is older.