THE CRAZIEST PARTY DUDES IN THE WHOLE OF NORTHERN EUROPE!

That’s right. Party in Stockholm with Hans and Frans. Bidding even lasts until Monday the 20th! NinjaDude found this on an “Outrageous eBay Auctions” blog, resulting in an enigmatic state of WTF? Apparently the Swedish party animals, 22-year old Stefan, and 21-year old sidekick De Jean, are both willing to “party their asses off for your sake!” Each man also features a list of ridiculously drunken behavior promised to manifest throughout the night. De Jean describes his “KNOWN PARTY SPECIALITIES” As “PUSH-UPS, TABLEDANCING, GLASS THROWING (WITH OR WITHOUT ANYTHING IN THE GLASS) AND ALSO PUBLIC DESTRUCTION.” And Stefan, equally crazy, touts his “KNOWN PARTY SPECIALITIES” In DESTRUCTION OF RESTROOMS, RUNNING BACK AND FORTH AT THE DANCE FLOOR, FAMOUS FOR TRYING TO MAKE A PANCAKE ON THE DANCE FLOOR, GETTING CRAZY DRUNK.”