Does Suri Cruise Exist? Jada Says So

The elusive baby of the Tomkat duo, Suri Cruise has yet to be photographed, and only a select few have actually seen the baby. Although it is confirmed recently that Jada Pinkett Smith has interected with Suri at the Cruise Lair, however no cameras were allowed. Here is a quote from her:

“She’s beautiful and they’re very happy and they need to be left alone,” Jada Pinkett Smith said of the elusive Suri Cruise, whom she saw at the Cruise home recently. “She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life.” Pinkett Smith continued describing TomKat’s baby in glowing terms, “She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl.”

I say again: Scientologists are fucking weird. Release some pics already…maybe even take your baby out in public.

Also, stop chaining your wife to the wall at night. We know about the secret dungeon. P-S-Y-C-H-O.