Dolphin Humps Some Guy And The Links

Daily Suture video featuring a dolphin humping some guy WHOA [Heavy]

‘Cause we missed the boobies earlier, here comes a nice set just for you [College Humor]

Dita Von Teese does a strip show [Drunken Stepfather]

Some chick named Ultranate in her music video [Popbytes]

Elisha Cuthbert pretends to like the Rangers game [I’m Not Obsessed]

Niki Belucci goes topless for FHM [The Feeding Tube]

Grindhouse sucked at the box office [Allie Is Wired]

Sienna Miller’s titties are too small for a Bond movie [Toxic Magazine]

Candy Spelling writes a letter to Larry Birkhead [SOW]

Don Imus got suspended for using racial slurs on-air [Celebrity Smack]

A bunch of celebs get candid with food [Cityrag]

Justin Timberlake will kick your ass if you bad mouth Diaz [ICYDK]

Jenny Jameson still angry over botched vagina surgery [Derek Hail]

Lauren Conrad the sex tape queen is fucking the American Idol dude [Bumpshack]

Paris Hilton fulfills her latest beastiality fetish [Hollywood Backwash]

Britney Spears wants to date Luke Walton [The Bosh]

Your hot Asian girl of the week [The Grumpiest]

Kirsten Dunst got booted by her latest fuck buddy [The Blemish]

Dina Lohan skanks up South Beach with lil’ sis’ [IBBB]

Video: nothing but the hugest boobs you’ve ever seen [Heavy]

Let’s just declare Monday boob day and post these freshman titties [College Humor]

The Dannielynn DNA results due tomorrow [Evil Beet]