Domino’s Pizza Workers “YouTube” Lewd Food Tainting Antics, Owned By Self-Incrimination Vids

Get the door, it’s Domino’s (complimentary secret toppings included!)

What’s likely to manifest nationally and worldwide as a terribly cluster-fucked PR situation starting today, Domino’s Pizza, Inc. faces a slew of media & consumer fire after employees, exposed quickly after uploading their obscene, lewd, and downright dirty food-tainting videos to YouTube, were identified, confronted, then fired thanks to the clever internets help identifying the exact Conover, N.C. eatery shown, and subsequent guilty culprits.

For your sake…before things get super-disgusting–at least you lounge about while witnessing this repulsive chronicle, nice and warm, safely amongst the sidelines, probably ROFL’ing at these two morons (directly responsible for DPZ stock value declines this month) and the sheer stupidity you’re about to witness during their adventures in “fucking wit’ yo pizza food, bitch!”

It all begins with 33-year-old Kristy Hammonds (a registered sex offender–search yourself) and her boyfriend-sidekick co-worker friend named Michael, while playing devils advocate, Mikey performs a vast array of obscenely lewd tampering acts with ingredients, and also directly on prepared customer food orders–all while videoing it for the world to see! (Count on courts, judge and jury now too!). Watch episode 1 (in the 3-part series) below, then click inside for the concluding scenes to this filthy, fast-food nightmare!

Hit the jump to continue the fun with rogue pizza workers on minimum wage pay!

Krissy explains her motivating factors on the job, while Mike sneezes into some subs, putting cheese up his nostrils, along with more sick shit in part 2 below! NinjaDude.com has now condensed the 2, plus another short vid into one final piece below, concluding the chronicles of “Domino’s Pizza Rogue Tainted Food Employee’s.” WARNING: The video depics nudity in the form of male buttocks (NSFW) when Mikey scrubs the dish sponge through the crack of his ass, of course before starting clean up patrol! Got your barf bags yet people, or what!?

Don’t ponder that next (possibly fateful) meal you’ll gobble down as fast food employees serve it through that window to you…relax, lose the fear, and simply conclude our adventures today with this solid bit offered by a commenter on Consumerist’s page, suggesting that many of you already have been made blind victims in some sort of restaurant food-tainting! 100% oblivious, you probably scarfed down employee altered breakfast, lunch, or dinner from any one of those Pizza Hut’s, Mickey D’s, Sizzler’s, or dirty Subway stations in your town! Yes, that’s why your stomach suddenly vomited itself up the trachea and on your floor before you can say Domino’s!

I worked for Dominoes (sic) back in the mid-80s, and this stuff was happening back then, too. At least the idiots didn’t have access to a digital camera and YouTube back then. About the only thing I did was splash a little jalapeno juice on a pie for a customer that was way, way over the top on the phone. He cursed out the 16yo girl taking the orders and drove her to tears.

I order my pizzas from Round Table now and we don’t do delivery. Only carry out where we can watch them make and bake.