Don Vito Is Going To Prison

The fat bastard from MTVs Jackass, made famous for being nothing more than the lazy slob uncle of some skaters, is going to trial on felony counts of sexual assault on a child after he groped some some 12-year-olds at the mall.

Reality television’s Vincent “Don Vito” Margera, uncle of “Viva La Bam” star Bam Margera, was ordered Thursday to stand trial on felony charges that he groped three girls at an MTV promotional appearance. During a preliminary hearing, prosecutors presented evidence — including statements from the girls and photos from their camera phones — that Margera, 50, fondled the two 12-year-old girls and the 14-year-old girl, the district attorney’s office said in a statement. The three girls had gone to the mall skate park to get Margera’s autograph and have their picture taken with him, prosecutor Zach Phillips said. Margera was charged with three counts of sexual assault on a child and, if convicted, could face anywhere from probation to six years in prison. He could enter a plea when he is arraigned March 5.

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