Don’t Walk Across Your Neighbors Lawn - You May Get Shotgunned!

A 15-year old high school freshman was gunned down by his 66-year old neighbor, for walking across the mans lawn. Damn! NinjaDude thinks many old people are schizzed out, anti-social time bombs. Imagine taking the shortcut to your front door, when suddenly a senior citizen brandishing a pump-action shotgun decides to go columbine. Dashing out from thin air, gramps intercepted the innocent boy and fired into his chest. Martin then dialed 911, and calmly told the operator “I just killed a kid.” Blaming his uncontrollable rage, probably caused by “senioritis” on “years of harassment” by the boy and his family. Neighbors would often observe Martin sitting in his driveway for hours, admiring his faithfully kept lawn. Good job, Chuck - your crazy lawn obsession just earned you gay sex for life! “Today just blew it up,” he exclaimed…yeah, you sure did. NinjaDude thinks the bitter old bastard “blew up” exactly what he wanted. Much like teen bullies, this old man was likely plotting his revenge on the boy ever since that first lawn violation. After years brings today, and the threshold was reached - Chuck was ready to seek vengeance over his only lifes worth - the front grass. Most likely depressed, psychotic, and senile…this clearly shows the dangers associated with raising a family in the vicinity of elderly folk. Maybe they should free Dr. Jack Kevorkian in exchange for his services putting a percentage of the elderly population to sleep. Just think about it, Dr. K would work for free, and things such as medicare and social security would suddenly be in a surplus! Imagine the money you would save on your taxes.