Ellen Is A Manly Groom

I guess Ellen Degeneres claims the dude role of this lesbian relationship that turned into marriage over the weekend, joining she and girlfriend Portia De Rossi together in holy matrimony at the duo’s Los Angeles estate.

Fewer than 20 of the couple’s family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

Hmm. I’d rather catch a glimpse into an Ellen and Portia sex tape, so long as the Ellen portion was blurred out!