Ellen Page Is A Lesbian

Apparently Juno star Ellen Page is not a fan of the cock, and she basically came out of the closet last night on SNL. In the video below, Ellen says she wants to “hug a woman with her legs in friendship.,” along with some other stuff that a closeted coming-outer would say.

Here’s a photo of Ellen with her girlfriend…not bad. Maybe Diablo Cody can teach her a thing or two about leaking your own sex pictures, or even a naughty tape would work, too.