Elliot Spitzer’s Hooker Named Kristen Revealed

Elliot Spitzer, a Democrat in NYC that was caught by the FBI in a prostitution sting, has submitted his resignation today amidst the turmoil and backlash of the media, along with Wall Street and most of congress.

The married man, known as “Client 9″ within the Emperors Club slut business, has allegedly been having secret rendezvous for years with all sorts of women. Page Six has a screencap of the girl he liked to fuck most. Kristen, a 5′5″ brunette will show up anywhere with you, then fuck all night for a mere $5,000 per hour.

Congratulations, Elliot Spitzer — paying for sex with government cash was a great idea! Enjoy that federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison sentence, fuck face!