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The Erin Andrews media blitzkrieg simply refuses to die down, and the fade to obscurity seems even further distant with this latest Andrews drama, a somewhat harebrained 911 callErin made after dialing up her local Dunwoody, GA po-po station yesterday (Wed. 7/29) to report a lurking vehicle with “suspicious” white males outside her home, which actually, turned out to be nothing more than a team of local news reporters seeking an interview with the up-and-coming starlet.
During the awkward, strange 911 phone call, 31-year-oldErin repeatedly cites police instruction to summon emergency personnel during a security breach. Things turn extra lulzy as she begins to detail the existence of “Erin Andrews” and why it should translate to “expedited emergency response time,” however, the dumbfounded (ass-ed?) dispatcher probably couldn’t tell you what they ate for lunch, let alone fully process this far-fetched story piping outta’ Erin’s pretty mouth.
Catch the video with official content from Erin’s call to Dunwoody, GA Police! Do be aware however, this audio clip was first edited then pieced together as you hear below in YouTube form. See our highlights of the most epic exchanges below, transcribed directly from Erin’s taped voice–also relive the entire notable convo, appearing at the bottom of this post!
EA: Uhmmm….I’ve been in the news recently about uhhm, being on…in a hotel naked, and umm, I have paparazzi outside my window, and I was told by law enforcement that if I did to call 911. Yeah, these guys are sitting in a car outside my house right now, and I would like to tell the officer to have them leave, because, the cops have told me to call 911 if they’re outside my house.
DISPATCHER: And what’s your name?
EA: My name is Erin, my last name is Andrews…I’m all over the news right now
DISPATCHER: I’m not familiar…what’s…all over the…the news?
EA: I’m the girl that was videotaped without her knowing…without her clothes on in a hotel…
Do you predict Andrews has only just begun to experience but a tiny sliver of what’s in store for her future? Something along the lines of everlasting tsunami of media attention plus inflated public infatuation…manic cravings, large packs of fans with a keen focus on anything and everything Andrews…yeah, perhaps not even close…time shall dictate! Continue tracking this latest additional scandal, brought on by the Sexiest American Sportscaster ever! Our story picks up inside after the jump!
I suppose after all she’s been through, it’s okay to experience shock of sorts. This previously standard babe…a dime-a-dozen, blonde “barbie-doll” type, managed to transcend in mere hours, a shrouded celeb status of sexy sportscaster, to that of worldwide female phenomenon (nude scandals common in these parts) there’s undoubtedly increased anxiety and stress, especially considering the lingering (unsolved) “hidden video camera” nude peeper-man and the identity of this mystery fellow, which may never become exposed to the public and solved, like…for real.
Despite that eventual outcome–the pervert(s) responsible for haunting Erin’s conscience, thoughts…even memory, especially in regards to: peeps (yeah the Easter candy,) holes, peep-holes, peepers, things that rhyme with peep or Peeping Tom, and especially, tiny camera equipment and loneliness in a hotel room…well, as you can imagine, this person should pay dearly, face the legal system, then start kindling those pensive thoughts in his prison journal! How will Erin find strength to continue down the destiny road as blockbusting-ESPN sportscaster…or even enjoy a fulfilling, fruitful journalism career from this point out? With fresh scars and the persistent, unsettling fear that you’re being watched (naked?) on some sicko’s hidden camera, somewhere, somehow…your next thoughts might go like this, after you cue the lesbian-chauffeured mobile RV (branded with ESPN/College sporting logos and shit) rolling in for the win, specifically to provide a comforting, private experience for Erin Andrews during her scheduled reporting duty! Realistically, this option is assumed to land way off and out of ESPN’s budget grid, sorry to you…serious Stanley.
Iterating once more, the illegal spy-clips weren’t ever once published onNinjaDude.com, although carelessly posted online in streaming view, publicly…on the suspected account discovered at Daily Motion (now closed with all video / content deleted.) If you recall, Bill O’Reilly displayed zero shame while airing a clip (blurred for TV nudity censors) last week on his cable show, an obvious ratings peeper-maneuver. Clever bunch, those Crow Vultures are.
Just to make sure you’re clear, as detailed during our coverage on the Erin Andrews nude video scandal (stored in the archives), we feel nothing but extreme remorse for innocent souls like Erin’s, unexpectedly thrashed out into the public eye and worldwide spotlight, forced to tackle private affairs while maintaining composure and professional bearing.
There’s still more on Erin to come in our latest Andrews update featuring (new & original) video analysis, up next on NinjaDude.com!F5 our homepage for the very latest…below, aforementioned 911 call epic moments transcript.
EA: Uhmmm….I’ve been in the news recently about uhhm, being on…in a hotel naked, and umm, I have paparazzi outside my window, and I was told by law enforcement that if I did to call 911.
DISPATCHER: you gonna meet with an officer ma’am when they come out?
EA: Yeah, these guys are sitting in a car outside my house right now, and I would like to tell the officer to have them leave, because, the cops have told me to call 911 if they’re outside my house.
DISPATCHER: And what’s your name?
EA: My name is Erin, my last name is Andrews…I’m all over the news right now
DISPATCHER: I’m not familiar…what’s all over the the news?
EA: I’m the girl that was videotaped without her knowing… without her clothes on in a hotel…
DISPATCHER: …Really…?
EA: And i got two assholes sittin’ outside my house…
DISPATCHER: I’m so sorry…
EA: I am too, thank you.
DISPATCHER: We’ll send someone out…(long pause)…what kind of vehicle are they in?
Yes, the enjoyment continues…
EA: They’re in a RAV…a white RAV 4. I’m in a gated community and i don’t know how they got in…
(to background mom) um mom, can you see the license plates? It’s a handicapped license plate they have…
(to background mom) what’s the license plate number…?
DISPATCHER: What’s the tag #?
EA: We’re tryin to see…do you see it mom?
Kay, i’m gonna try to go to another room and see if I can read it…
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THESE JERKS ARE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR…SUCH ASSHOLES!
(to background mom) Mom, you’re totally being obvious!
DISPATCHER: “Are they black, white or hispanic?”
EA: WUT? …
DISPATCHER: “Are they black, white…or hispanic?”
EA: They’re both white, males…it’s a …I think it’s…the…they know i’m here cause i have a car out front, so they know i’m inside…
I have a private security that I’m working with but they’re not with me currently and they said call 911…
OKAY here’s the license plate, it’s a handicapped license plate for Georgia…they’re looking at me through my window (censored pause for plate info.)
DISPATCHER: Are you okay?
EA: Yeah…I’m just…I did nothing wrong and i’m being treated like…fruckin’ Britney Spears, and it sucks, I’m sorry…
DISPATCHER: Okay, the first available unit will be there soon as possible…
EA: Thanks…do you know how far they’re out?
DISPATCHER: Uh no, they should be in the area…they’ll be to ya’ as soon as possible…
