Eva Longoria: Saggy Bag Of Ass

I suppose you could also switch it up on Eva and call her a “baggy sag” of ass instead…whatever rings best! The Desperate Housewives star was spotted by photographers Monday afternoon in Beverly Hills dressed in rather unflattering, loose clothes.

Hmm…wonder why Eva isn’t her usual skin-tight exposing outfit-wearing self? Here goes sensational rumor time –it’s quite possible Mrs. Longoria-Parker is pregnant! That…or simply chafing.