Eva Longoria Got The Boot

The rumors about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker splitting up have been confirmed. Also, it seems Tony had met up with his ex-girlfriend at the Marquee after the premiere of The Departed, according to Page Six. I guess this is his nice way of saying “stop calling me, biatch!”

Honestly, I don’t know what took the guy so long. Eva Longoria is extremely overhyped, and she reminds me of an old burrito stain on the seat of my ‘95 Corolla. I wish Desperate Housewives was never invented. Then we wouldn’t have to hear much about stankoria.