Fake Lesbians Party In London

An update on your favorite pair of fake lesbian lovers: the very red and (sometimes) sexy Lindsay Lohan along with DJ pal we often refer to as “Samuel,” Ms. Samantha Ronson! The duo found themselves across the pond for nothing more than partying, blowing cash…dudes…and maybe a few lines, plus live spinning of the music. Sam played a club DJ set, which turned up Lindsay’s British ex-boyfriend Calum Best, probably for one reason only: sexual intercourse!

If you’re a longtime reader, you’d know by now Lindsay can’t go very long without the cock…and well, it’s obvious her fake boyfriend can’t fully satisfy the feeling produced by Lohan’s penis-craving gene. I wonder if they had a threesome after the alcohol began flowing? I bet the club barbacks, limo drivers, or hotel maids can answer that question for ya’! Let’s just hope somebody filmed it for that sex tape we keep wishing on!