Hayden Panettiere Wears Oakley’s, Has Pokies

I thought today was a good day for rhymes, since my computer is broke and I’m forced to work on a 10-year-old Pentium I with 64MB of RAM…but in times like these, getting the job done is what counts.

Your favorite underage celebrity Hayden Panettiere was spotted shopping yesterday in a sexy blue dress, apparently so thin the breeze got those nipples hard. The white pair of Oak’s set it off…4 more days til’ her 18th b-day, son!