Hayden Panettiere’s Mom Is Creepy

Hayden Panettiere and her creepy lookin’ mom arrived back in Los Angeles yesterday, spotted at LAX grabbing their luggage. Why is she always making those strange faces? You know she’s the type that tries too hard to be cool. If she really wants to get nostalgic I’ve got a 5th of Gin and some handcuffs. We can go to a few high school parties, then afterwards, find out where that bottle fits. Hahaha. Call me Mrs. P.