Heather Graham Likes Saggy Balls

I used to think Heather Graham was the hottest girl ever, but after forgetting she even existed, then seeing this picture of her saggy tits, and even saggier boyfriend, it made me want to puke. Spotted above at some event sporting more sag — her cleavage, Heather is, I’m afraid, well past her prime. Not to mention every movie she’s done since Austin Powers sucked big saggy balls, kind of like her.

Of course if Heather ever tripped and fell on my penis, I wouldn’t have any objections over continuing the act.