Heidi Montag Needs More Money

Another staged photoshoot for The Hills washup Heidi Montag probably earned her about $100, but I guess that’s better than working the pole at The Body Shop, although she would probably make more money in that line of work.

These pics aren’t really bikini candids, but since she went to the trouble of squeezing her new chest into that top, I guess they’re worthy enough. I’d have sex with her but she always has that dumb ass look on her face, so I’d probably end up punching her face first before fucking it.

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