Montag Now Pratt, “H” Remains Dubious

That extreme annoyance bringer has returned, once again stroking media’s “happy stick” with a terribly stale publicity stunt….desperation has certainly tainted Montag’s air. Or…Pratt, rather, as it shall be, since the duo announced an “official” declaration of surname revision shortly ago.

To honor her husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag has legally changed her name to Heidi Pratt. “When we filled out the marriage license, I checked the box to change my name to Heidi Pratt,” she tells Usmagazine exclusively.

“It’s on my new license, credit cards and everything. Now that we’re legally married, I wanted to do the right thing,” says The Hills star, 22, who tied the knot April 25 in Pasadena, Calif. “I want us to be a family in every way. When we have kids, I want us to all have the same last name.”

Is this broads entire fuckin’ life a giant fabrication of shit bull, or what!? We’d like to illustrate here, folks–it’d be far more fitting if she edited “Heidi” too…Horsey, instead, is perfect while distinctly conspicuous. Hah.

Stay tuned for Heidi “two-trick” Pratt as she strips naked for Playboy in exchange for another 1.5 minutes of fame. Up that to 4 if these douche-cocks can ever get around to leaking that sex tape we all know exists.