Is The Equus Species Susceptible To Swine Flu?

The biggest reality famewhores known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are currently in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, filming yet another music video…for the sake of extra publicity. The duo is also risking their health to shoot grueling takes, remaining alert while Mexico is center of a swine flu outbreak they’re unprepared to handle, with disease already spreading worldwide as new cases emerge daily.

While Spence is the one who should worry most, Heidi shouldn’t be alarmed–After all, her DNA is mostly horsey mammalian, so there’s probably not much chance the flu can infect her if fellow mares are maintaining immunity. Best case scenario is both waste of skins’ get infected after visiting Mexico (like idiots,) then simply disappear from life. But apparently, those 15 minutes are still ticking.

We’re counting down with the world, too.