Heidi Montag’s Boobs Still 100% Fake

The best thing about summertime is that every fake bikini chest fights for your attention, and with all the competition out there I don’t imagine you’d feel one second of loneliness. The Hills wash-up and attention whore in training Heidi Montag flaunted her chest and ass for the cameras yesterday, looking sexy (but still fake) in a hot pink striped bikini. Can’t you see this bitch turning into the next Tara Reid? And I don’t mean the Tara Reid that started out young and hot, with a bit of cash in the bank. I’m talking about the 30-year-old disgusting Tara, cast as our generations poster child for awful plastic surgery.

Let’s hope Heidi is smart enough to stop at the nose and boob job, then pray to your god that one day doctors can perform a fucking head transplant or some shit like that. I’ll meet you at the Brazilian face factory! Almost forgot, there’s more Heidi Montag bikini pictures waiting inside for you!