The best thing about summertime is that every fake bikini chest fights for your attention, and with all the competition out there I don’t imagine you’d feel one second of loneliness. The Hills wash-up and attention whore in training Heidi Montag flaunted her chest and ass for the cameras yesterday, looking sexy (but still fake) in a hot pink striped bikini. Can’t you see this bitch turning into the next Tara Reid? And I don’t mean the Tara Reid that started out young and hot, with a bit of cash in the bank. I’m talking about the 30-year-old disgusting Tara, cast as our generations poster child for awful plastic surgery.
Let’s hope Heidi is smart enough to stop at the nose and boob job, then pray to your god that one day doctors can perform a fucking head transplant or some shit like that. I’ll meet you at the Brazilian face factory! Almost forgot, there’s more Heidi Montag bikini pictures waiting inside for you!
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Lets play pretend.Well those sure are.
tcidda — April 30, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
Wow the mean things you find on the net! I was just surfing about on google for “summertime bikini competition” and sadly ended up here. Implants and a nose job don’t make you an evil person. But chastising others who are just trying to be their idea of beautiful does. You must have been raped by a whole art museum when you were little. No one I know hates art or the attempt to express themselves as much as you clearly do. In your point of view, should everyone with a nose ring be burned at the steak just because they weren’t born with metal bits sticking out of their face? Maybe you should personally rise up and gas chamber anyone who has tattoos or colors their hair? … Fashion natzi, die in a fire.
not important — August 12, 2010 @ 3:18 am