Hide Your Crack Pipe

For some unknown reason (most likely due to drugs) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still think it’s Halloween, which means they need plenty of potent rocks to help keep the broomstick afloat. In all seriousness, these two girls are looking absolutely great, top of their game really. I can see them both appearing in the sexiest crack whores of 2007 countdown. Someone should tell these skanks tic-tacs and bottled water don’t qualify as your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.