Alba’s Newborn Baby Honor Marie Pics Revealed

The golden brown child dubbed “dream baby” on the latest OK! Magazine cover reveals a first look at Jessica Alba and Cash Warren’s newborn child, Honor Marie. The pair struck a jackpot payday, netting over $1.5 million in exchange for exclusives to OK!, including upcoming holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Shameless parenting!

“I didn’t scream,” Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. “It was really Zen.” And Cash could only marvel at his wife’s quiet strength when she gave birth. “She didn’t make a sound,” he says. “It was amazing.” Here, the proud pair open their door exclusively to OK!, introducing the adorable Honor Marie Warren.

Yes, repeat that again out loud. Only the rich & famous can successfully whore their newborn children for large sums of cash. Bastards!