Karolina Kurkova Needs Some Cack

It’s Valentine’s Day, which means crazy hot celebrities like Karolina Kurkova will be whining to the press about how they can’t get a date. WTF? Oh, how cruel life can be to you beautifully divine, sassy model hoes. Karolina says…

“Guys are intimidated by me because I’m loud and I’m tall, and I’m not afraid to talk about things. So they’re like, ‘Uh, I don’t think so.’ I’m waiting for a guy to take me to do something super-crazy that I’d never expect, like bungee jumping. Dinner is nice, but everyone does that. I’d really like something unexpected.”

Unexpected, and super-crazy eh? If you’re really that desperate, shoot me an e-mail with your number and I’ll call you up. You are aware that the pussy interrupts, so, when I invite you to my house later for a movie, there will be a surprise when you arrive, and realize…there’s no movie. Weird. Wild, stuff.