Jack Osbourne Fucked Paris Hilton

Jack Osbourne has reportedly had sexual intercourse with Paris Hilton, an accomplishment that some would rather keep secret, however not the case here, The Sun reports:

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have revealed that son Jack once bedded jailbird Paris Hilton. The pair outed Jack’s secret when I caught up with them in Ozzy’s dressing room before last night’s triumphant Wembley Arena gig. And I’d imagine the air (or should that be heir) will be bluer than normal when Jack hears his parents have blabbed about the time he, er, checked into the Hilton. Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy — which one was it, Sharon?” Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!” I take my hat off to Jack. He’s got a bit of personality but pulling Paris is punching above his weight.

I wonder how many STDs came with one night in Paris?