Jamie-Lynn Spears is just another celebrity currently growing a baby, although, her situation is a bit awkward due to the whole underage thing, and even now, nobody knows who the real baby’s daddy is. What does that tell you? Well, surely many theories exist, all born from speculation…however, one or two conspiracies in particular actually seem interesting, and may even hold a bit of truth.
First up, lil’ Spears could’ve been impregnated by a married Disney executive. How crazy would that be, when you have children older than your illegal mistress? Ahaha.
Another possibility floating around goes something like this: Once upon a drunken night in Abbeville, Louisiana, Jamie stumbles wasted from a beer-stained wooden floor biker bar, vulnerable as any lonely teen girl with a fake I.D. and low tolerance for Pabst Blue Ribbon. As she wandered about the dark parking lot in a stupor, cracked-out panhandler Jethrow Clete, who also happens to ingest large amounts of Peppermint Schnapp’s when not begging for change, spots the victim of his next fantasy.
6 months later, Jamie is pregnant and the DNA doesn’t match up with boyfriend Casey Aldridge.
What do you think?
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