Iron Maiden Would Not Be Happy

It’s everyone’s favorite emo-rocking douchebag, Jared Leto! Spotted this week in Los Angeles eating at the trendy Joan’s On Third, Jared’s full douche effect was realized after seeing this sticker on his 2001 Chevy Tahoe — of his own band. Yes, that 30 Seconds To Mars crap is still around, hopefully it doesn’t last much longer.

Slapping your band sticker on the window is worse than those assholes who plaster their last names in Old English. Check out the shoes too — if I was an Iron Maiden member, these things would be ripped off Leto’s feet and used to beat him unconscious!