Do you remember way back when Jenny McCarthy used to give you a boner simply by staring at her chest for a second or two? Try not to let that gaze wander much if you’re going for the same effect today — thanks to that inevitable condition we call aging. Despite the fact this obvious and unavoidable trait exists in all humans, Jim Carey still could’ve probably snagged himself some 20-year-old foreign supermodel with ripe skin and an even riper set of breasts.
15 years ago I’m rather certain Jenny was a spectacular catch, but when your armpits begin to resemble a grandma vagina, it’s most likely time to either start considering more plastic surgery, or hitting up those phones with your divorce attorney. Then again, Jim seems like the type who enjoys some kinky armpit sex…so who knows? That cleavage hasn’t become a complete letdown, so at least you can keep staring for a few more solid years!
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Dude, you’re a moron. She is still super hot. Don’t make the world an even more vapid place.
Jeff — May 20, 2008 @ 11:45 am
She’s got at least another 15 years before she hits her Best By date, and even then she’s got personality that would make a fugly chick doable.
Leopold Houston — May 20, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
What’s up with that, man? I think Jenny looks awesome (and not just for her age)! And besides, her boobies are fake - they are not going to sag as much as we women who have natural breasts. Mine are very heavy and have always sorta sagged. Now that I’m 40, let’s just say I DON’T go out without a bra on! LOL! Leave Jenny alone! She’s great!
Tania — May 25, 2008 @ 2:10 am