Alba’s Capacious Cleavage

Jessica Alba and her enlarged mommy cleavage continued the promotional tour for her semi-successful (yet still tacky) film “The Eye,” making a stop in Paris, France on Tuesday. The currently engaged to be married actress is not expecting twins, despite recent tabloid reports that claim a pair of (hopefully) brown babies are on the way.

Apparently the actress was angry upon learning the twins rumors, overheard shouting in her cell phone “I don’t look that fucking fat! Are these people serious?” We assume Cash Warren occupied the other end.