Jessica Alba Standing Next To A Turd

Jessica Alba was spotted at the “Keep A Child Alive” benefit party, where she made everyone at the event feel inferior, including Eva Longoria who, when standing next to Jessica…looks like a turd. I can’t wait for Desperate Housewives to run its course and the chock of low-budget films Eva stars in afterwards to disappear. Nice dress she has there. More pics (of Jessica) waiting after the jump!