Jessica Alba Was Labeled Sixth Grade Slut

Jessica Alba was forced to believe by her elementary principal and PTA board that she was a slut back in the sixth grade, all because of an early breast development.

She says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a slut?,” Alba recalls in If I’d Known Then, Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. Alba adds: “Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21 . . . It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.”

Somehow this story doesn’t add up — she was probably sucking off dudes for free during recess.