Jessica Alba Smacked With Fugly Stick

I’d never imagine there would come a time so soon, when Jessica Alba appeared fugly to thy eye–but folks, that time has arrived today after spotting what’s above. Yeah, that’s really Mrs. Alba, showing up last night in NYC to the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball benefit event.

WTF kind of hairdo is that, and which stylist needs to be choked repeatedly, until death? I’m guessing Cash Warren is to blame for this new Jessica look ’cause he’s tired of all the attention she gets, or something like that. Selfish, insecure son of a bitch! Let’s hope she goes back to being the MILF we once knew…and rather quickly.