Who Is Jessica Simpson Really Screwing?

Whether it be Tony Romo, John Mayer, or Bam Margera…the number of dicks checking into Jessica Simpson’s vagina seems to be on the up! Jessica was first linked to Mayer, then Bam, and more recently rumors have been flying that she’s dating Dallas Cowboys player Tony Romo. I guess “dating” wouldn’t exactly be the word to use here, since the latest news is that she’s getting fucked by John Mayer (once again.)

“Jessica Simpson is at the bar at the Four Seasons [hotel] with John Mayer,” a tipster emailed me at about 11 p.m. “She totally had her head on his chest, and now they are canoodling.”

Such a shame to see Jessica go from virgin to dirty slut in less than 2 years. I’d hate to see what their kids would look like too.

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