It appears since Jessica Simpson lacks the ability to snag a dude that will stick around longer than a week, she’s now reduced to pretending stuffed animals like her. That blue-balls ape is totally hating life right now. Stuffed animals of the pan genus don’t fuck around, either…it will blow some shit up! Unless she gives decent head. Monkeys love head.
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her brain is stuffed with stuffing.
tcidda — March 27, 2008 @ 3:07 am