Jessica Simpson Brought The “LULZ”

It’s not the least bit surprising country music fans booed the shit out of Jessica Simpson on Saturday in Wisconsin. The 28-year-old pop starlet is continuing her attempts at breaking into the country genre (pops Joseph loves daisy dukes) and opened up for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Twin Lakes, WI where the residents did not want. Any piece of Jessica…at all.

Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin. “I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”

LOL, I’m sure the crowd loved that line. Jessica is 4 billion times wealthier than all of that crowd combined, and the guy you’re dating is a rich-ass fucking NFL star quarterback. One way to sway the haters! Let’s review some of those reactions to the performance.

One concertgoer told the local paper: “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.” Added another: “She’s an embarrassment to country music.”

I reckon that about sums it up–drunken beer fest partying and the death of country music, all in a killer Wisconsin festival weekend. Now that you wreak like a pigs asshole mixed with hot dogs and skunky Budweiser, might as well shoot the dog and divorce your wife. Crash the truck too, while you’re at it.