Jessica Simpson Touches Herself

Here’s John Mayer and his dumb blond girlfriend, Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia. It seems Mayer is paying more attention to his camera rather than the large set of titties in front of him. I wonder if he even knows how to rail her properly. I myself would give her a good pounding straight from the get-go, but I guarantee this guy’s foreplay consists of singing songs, kissing her toenails, and blowing air across her ass crack before he sticks it in the vagina.

No touchin’ and rubbin’!