Jesus Impregnates Beyonce Knowles

Jay-Z has managed to finally impregnate his girlfriend Beyonce Knowles, as the latest celebrity baby rumors emerge. NineMSN’s Celebrity Fix claims that “Sources close to the star say that her and boyfriend Jay-Z are expecting their first little bootylicious bub - and that they’re trying to keep it a secret. ‘Beyonce is giving nothing away. She’s always been close to her parents and open about wanting a large family of her own one day,’ the source told The Mirror.”

The vacation photo above is more interesting than a fake Beyonce pregnancy. Check out Jay and his girl in Nigeria awhile back. Now imagine the two chanting native songs and banging wooden canes in the ground along with the villagers.