Krupa Narrowly Misses The Britney-Lohan

Joanna Krupa nearly delivered an epic crotch-flashing upskirt for paparazzi last night, partying hard somewhere in Hollywood with pals. The Polish peach tart was joined by her Dancing With The Stars partner…uhhm, some guy with hair…named, “doesn’t matter,” since you care zero about this useless fact.

And while there’s no true upskirt here, photos of Krupa in any way, shape, or form , satisfies equally well (enough!) Did you stare at the pic for way too long yet, or what? Ho stop lyin’!