Jodie Marsh Wants To Marry You

Want to get married to a hot rich bitch with big tits? If you’re in the UK then fill out this form and then audition to be on Jodie Marsh’s new reality show as she searches for a husband before turning 30!

MTV are in on the idea and will be filming her quest for their latest Totally show. First up, Jodie will be holding audition days, where potential hubbies can try their luck at catching her eye. The process involves answering a questionnaire on, among other things, the best place you’ve had sex.

Here’s the official Marry Jodie Marsh site in case you want free breast milk for life.