Jordin Sparks Needs A Boyfriend

Jordin Sparks is the youngest contestant on American Idol this season coming in at just 17-years-old, and according to the judges this bubbly teen has a true shot at winning the entire competition. After performing tonight, Jordin confessed that she’s in dire need of a boyfriend, something that may soon become a regret. Right as she said this on the show, I could picture the scores of K-Fed’s across America watching in awe as the dollar signs lit up in their eyes, tapping into Google on their sidekicks to query “Jordin Sparks phone #.”

Sadly, the hopes and dreams of pimpin’ it big time on Hollywood Blvd. for Jordin’s potential mate’s will be realized in a short amount of time. Even if she doesn’t win, we know a record contract is likely simply by studying previous seasons. This also brings us to the realization that Jordin Sparks will succumb to the first male that comes hollerin’. Whether it be for her money, booty, or that voice, we think this young lady should enjoy what’s left of her youthful innocence.