J.R. Rotem Booted Britney Over Vag Flash

The one time sex fling of Britney Spears, music producer and douche-stained goon J.R. Rotem has revealed that he booted Britney because she was out flashing her vagina, the Post Chronicle reports:

The pair began dating last year after Rotem worked with Britney on her yet-to-be-released next album–but their relationship floundered when she was snapped stepping out of a car and flashing her crotch last November. He says, “Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing. Now it’s kind of rocky between us. We’re working together still, but I’m not sure if I want to be tied down, period.”

Either this story is major bullshit, or J.R. Rotem likes dudes more than chicks. Click inside for some crotch flashing video fun!

Here’s a video called “Rob’s Vagina” which is produced by the kids from a new MTV show, Human Giant. I’m pretty sure Britney’s crotch flashing served as inspiration. Funny nonetheless.