Jude Law Arrested After Photog Beating

Actor Jude Law, best known for having sex with a new woman every 3 days, has been arrested over the attack of a paparazzo outside his Maida Vale home.

The easy-on-the-eyes actor allegedly tried to grab the photographer’s camera outside his west London home, according to the Daily Telegraph. Law, 34, was held on suspicion of actual bodily harm and released on bail, the paper reported. “A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station,” a police spokesman told the Telegraph. “The arrest followed an allegation of assault yesterday at a residential address in Maida Vale. “The 34-year-old man was released on bail to a date in October pending further inquiries.”

If Jude Law tried to attack me, his bitch ass would be out cold in 3 seconds flat. A single punch to the throat will render your enemy immobile!