K-Fed Spiraling Into Shithole

K-Fed is feeling it pretty hard this week from a combination of impending divorce and awful crowd turnouts at his shows. Word on the street is that tonight’s House Of Blues show in Chicago just became FREE! Ticketmaster learned a lesson from NYC when K-Fed’s rap skills turned out only 20%. I don’t think those kind of numbers will even pay for the gas in his tour bus!

In a divorce update, Britney seems to be doing just fine as she prances around town, even ice skating in Rockefeller Center.

I’m crossing my fingers that this is not just an elaborate hoax to bump K-Fag’s record up to number 3,848,489 on the charts.

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